So you're probably wondering why your toast is always missing; well its all because of me, Andrew X the toast hunter. If I wasn't around to eat your toast it would all go to waste. Now isn't that just sad, why would you want nice, good looking, crunchy, tanish brownish toast to be thrown away. It terrifies me just thinking about it. I am kind of like a superhero. I have some super powers that nobody else  has, I can suck up toast like if I was a human vacuum and I have super speed like Edward from the movie twilight. I am going to need to use all of my powers to stop Evil Doctor Porkchop from terrorizing the world. He was planning to force everyone to throw all of their toast away. But lucky this world has me in it to stop him from doing such terrible things. Now off i go to Las Vegas to stop him,he has a secret hide out over there. I am going to be doing a surprise attack, I am going to fight him when he least expects it. But he keeps having some of his alien friends come up to me and they keep telling me to back off because i don't know what i'm getting myself into,but heres something they don't know. I do know what i'm getting myself into because if i didnt i wouldnt be doing any of this.