So, you probably don’t think Taylor Swift is any big deal to this world, but this is because you don’t know who I am, Louis X. I can do kickflips, and my most special power is I can burn people with my eyes. I look at them in the eye or a even just their arm and they could sizzle up into flames.  If it weren’t for me there would be more stupid music in the world because of stupid break ups. Also, you wouldn’t be able to turn on the radio because she’s on every station. What I do is take every Taylor Swift CD, and break them, so other people don’t have to suffer.

What you guys know as “Taylor Swift” is really the child of a blood sucking demon that I defeat for you. If you ever even come in contact with a blood sucking demon, you would go crazy with an ear drum explosion after just simply listening to Taylor Swift. Last Thursday, actually, I had a day off and she was on EVERY station. I start off on 102.7 “I Knew You Were Trouble” then I change it 104.3 “I Knew You Were Trouble” then I change it AGAIN 103.5 “Love Story”. Why is it that when I have a day off from hunting she has to be everywhere.

Today I’m gonna find her? Today is my day. I’ve been traveling for about a week looking for this so called “Taylor Swift”, and I think I might have found her. Yep! That’s her. With her guitar and blonde hair. Oh! I almost forgot. Taylor Swift’s guitar is a fire gun. She can point it out into the crowd and BOOM explosion. I can't believe people like her, and her music. All she sings about is her relationships and how it's always the guys fault. Maybe, just maybe it's you Taylor. I mean you've had like 20+ boyfriends in one year. One every month, sometimes two, or maybe even three. So, anyways I found her, and she is going down.

It's been almost 2 hours of chasing her. She saw me, and took off running in the opposite direction she was walking in. I will get her. I will. I must. I have too. I NEED TO! She has been around too long and needs to be stopped. She's taken advantage of too many people, too many guys. She hurt their careers (if they are famous) by making a song about their breakup, and how it’s the guys fault. I can’t believe it. I found her, and she doesn’t see me.

We are going into battle. She took a beer bottle on the side of the road and broke it on the street. I tried burning her with my eyes, but her body is already on fire. I can’t defeat her. She’s the daughter of a blood sucking demon, but I will try my best to defeat her for your guys sake. She charged toward me like a cheetah chasing after pray with the broken bottle. I run in the opposite direction looking for some kind of weapon. Nothing. I couldn’t find anything. Finally, I ran into a shop full of glass, and I took the first thing I saw. A class dagger. I run fast out the store, and took off toward the train. Taylor caught up to me. She had me pinned down to the floor, and placed the broken glass to my neck. If I move it will slice my neck open.

I tried to move and wiggle out of her grip. I couldn’t move she had my arms pinned, but not my legs. I kicked harder, harder, and harder. BAM! I kicked her in the back. The spin to be exact. I grabbed the glass dagger, and ran toward her. I got her right in the stomach. She was bleeding to death. I did it I killed her. I tried my best after what she has done all these years. I walked off proud and happy. I finally reached my goal. I Louis X , have killed Taylor Swift. I have waited my whole life to kill her and I have finally done so. I turned around to see my victory and......

She was gone.