Thursday, March 14, 2013


So you probably don’t think Miley Cyrus is any big threat to the world, but that is because you don’t know about me, Zayn X.If it weren’t for me,there would be way more singer’s in world because of Miley Cyrus intake.Amongst other singers Miley Cyrus just thinks she’s all perfect but in real life Miley Cyrus isn’t the greatest pop singer....and for her to think that me and Zayn X will try to hunt her down for all the chaos she has brought.

Until that day has come and we find her we will start our hunting in Hollywood because that is where most pop stars go to live at cause they think they have a lot of money and think they could buy any house they want cause there so famous.If Miley Cyrus thinks that we can't find her she better have a second thought about what she has become …..cause we're coming after her and going to take her back to Zayn X is planted or house.

 So we finally get there and we find her but then she starts to run away from us and we shout her name out saying ’’Miley Cyrus....Miley Cyrus..Miley Cyrus! Stopped’’.So she finally stopped and we had to tackle her so we could tied her up.Once we were done tied her up we dragged her to the car and took her to Zayn x is planted or house ….so we started drove away and finally pulled up to his house or planted and we blindfolded Miley Cyrus eyes an untied her and started to ask her question,the first question we ask was that.


  1. why do you think that you are better singer than everyone?
Answer:No answer
Zayn X:says we're not going to ask you again
Miley:well ‘i'm not going to answer cause ,i don’t have to explain my self to you why i think i’m a better singer than you.
Zayn X:okay, since you don’t want to answer then i will get my laser gun and shoot you ‘so i’m asking you nicely to just answer my question and i won't shoot  you.
Miley:Okay...okay don't shoot... i’ll tell why i think i’m a better singer than you...it’s because i have a  spell on me that make me a better a better singer.
Zayn X:Oh i see now...know wonder cause i know that you're not a good singer
Miley:aww how mean ,but its true
Zayn X: sorry..let me see if i can break the spell and you could tell everyone the truth that you had a spell on you...
Miley :I cant then the person who put it on me will kill me
Zayn X:I gues you will just have to get killed

After all that chaos Miley Cyrus finally told the whole world that she was on a spell and she can’t really sing.
So everyone gasped and started to laugh....Miley felt in embrace cause everyone was LoL .so she ran of the stage crying and we told that it would be okay ,just go hid and maybe whoever put the spell on you will not find you.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

So you're probably wondering why your toast is always missing; well its all because of me, Andrew X the toast hunter. If I wasn't around to eat your toast it would all go to waste. Now isn't that just sad, why would you want nice, good looking, crunchy, tanish brownish toast to be thrown away. It terrifies me just thinking about it. I am kind of like a superhero. I have some super powers that nobody else  has, I can suck up toast like if I was a human vacuum and I have super speed like Edward from the movie twilight. I am going to need to use all of my powers to stop Evil Doctor Porkchop from terrorizing the world. He was planning to force everyone to throw all of their toast away. But lucky this world has me in it to stop him from doing such terrible things. Now off i go to Las Vegas to stop him,he has a secret hide out over there. I am going to be doing a surprise attack, I am going to fight him when he least expects it. But he keeps having some of his alien friends come up to me and they keep telling me to back off because i don't know what i'm getting myself into,but heres something they don't know. I do know what i'm getting myself into because if i didnt i wouldnt be doing any of this.

Terrell X Mavrick hunter

Terrell X Maverick hunter
As I tremble in fear in the night I begin to wonder when he would show any minute now just waiting, waiting and waiting.As I stood out in the open then suddenly I saw a bright flash of red light so I jumped out of the way but it still hit me . It managed to slice off my whole arm . I still managed to stay alive but I was unconscious.  A few years later I woke up feeling brand new and the surroundings looked new to me. I looked around to see where I was at and when I tried to get up at the same time I broke a blast proof glass .Some body called the security rangers to keep me in the pod because I still needed repairs but by then I had already left the room.

As I attempted to escape 10 security guards thought they could trap me n the lab but I was a smart guy when escaping even the time when I defeated Omega my last encounter with him. So I stretched out my arms then my hand whent inside my arm then a cannon of my mine formed. When I was about to jump turn backward and fire my shots at the security guard one had caught me by surprise and trapped me with an electric net. I felt my body losing energy as it continues to short my systems. As I attempt to make the shot at least to free myself and hit the one who was trapping me I recognized that security guard “THATS STORM EAGLE THE SECOND TO LAST STROnGEST GUARD OF THE HUNTER FACILITY.”After recognizing him I fell into a deep sleep and didn't wake up until a few days later.  

Victoria X justin bieber hunter

        So you probably don't like justin in that way. I mean he has good songs but lots of girls are obsessed with him for his looks. like in my friends perspective shes like.’ I'm obsessed’.
      Well today's’ his birthday and i'm wearing all justin bieber stuff. Probably too much too name. I'll name some though, I have on a justin shirt some bracelets and more. About 3 months ago was my birthday,. I had almost everything justin bieber at my party. JB music was on, JB’s favorite color is all over the walls, and also my favorite color now is purple because his is purple. I got justin bieber birthday bags,magazines, and shirts. My friends probably know a lot about him too since I talk about him so much.
       I know everything about him. Too the point when and where he was born, family, favorite color, just too much. Thats what you call OBSESSED! one day it just clicked I really don't know what happen I just started liking him, the second he walked on stage. So then thats when I started learning everything about him. I whent on google and just typed in justin bieber. Then all this information came up about him. Thats how I learned everything about him. also almost forgot my magazines of him also teached me alot.
     Well one of my friends has a huge crush on him to. she always tells me ‘got dibs first’. even though thats a total lie. She keeps repeating it. I just get paranoid
     Everyone knows i'm the ultimate justin bieber fan for life. So my friend was talking about him again and she knows I don't like when she talks about him. And this time she took it a little too far. You won’t believe what she did...

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Toast Man

I eat toast for every meal. It is my food and fuel to keep on going. Toast has taken over the world so it was my time to shine. I met up with a small group of people and together we will stand and eat toast, for I am ANDREW the TOAST MAN.
We travel a lot and eat lots of toast, I need toast to live. Some of the other people like me and some don’t. It does not bother me, because I don’t even know anyone of them. I have all sorts of powers like run fast, jump high, disappear, change forms, fly, and I am really strong. We were all around the campfire when suddenly we all heard rattling inside of the bushes. I pulled out my sword and blocked a swing. Then I throw one at another one and they were both out of the fight for good. I kept on swinging my sword and killed them all. After that it was a feast.
The next day we all woke up and  we all had toast for breakfast. It was delicious.We were on the move again and decided to stop a store and look inside to try and find some water of food but it was all empty from what I could see. While we were inside some people tried to jump me so I killed them and took what they had. It was not much but it was good stuff. They had food and water so it was all good.

Nikki X My Little Pony Hunter

    So you have most likely heard of the cute My Little Pony characters Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Apple Jack, Flutter Shy, and Princess Celestia. Well, you don't know it yet but they're coming after you. They have a plot to take over your children, and Nikki X has been working really hard to keep them on tv and not on the street. Nikki X doesn’t want you to suffer from watching the wretched show, so she got them to only to do two seasons. The My Little Ponies have been on a mission to destroy everything that is a cartoon, and way more popular than them.

 

    Each MLP character has their own power. Twilight is a unicorn, so she can pick up anything with her horn and move anything with it. Pinkie Pie doesn't really have a power all she basically does is annoy the ponies and complain, but I guess that could be her power. Rainbow can basically control the weather, like if it was cloudy she can clear the clouds, and of course she can make rainbows. Apple Jack also doesn’t really have a power, but she is a very strong pony. Flutter shy's power is kinda a power she can somehow communicate with animals. Rarity does a couple of things like, she goes to the human’s house and makes them and their family outfits, and she’ll blind you with her gems.  The ruler of every MLP Princess Celestia she  can basically do it all, except she doesn’t complain. Princess Celestia also has mind control.   

 

    One terrible day for a little girl, she was so innocent, and out of nowhere Twilight Sparkle had jumped out of the television, and she was so happy until something went wrong. The little girl was screaming until her mom and dad came inside from working on their garden, and the mom faints from screaming at Twilight Sparkle. The dad had caught the mom from her fainting. Rainbow Dash had tied up the parents. Apple jack had knocked out the dad.

Kick!

And Apple had said, ‘ You got knocked, man. Damn, that hurt me.’ Pinkie Pie had been distracting the little girl, they were doing whatever they can to have fun. Flutter shy was calling the Princess, to let her know that everything and everyone was taken care of. Princess Celestia had came out of the TV and the little girl looked at her and she had stared at her in all her ‘glory’. Princess Celestia had made the little girl go to sleep. Then Nikki X had came, and she had started with flutter. Worked her way through Rainbow, to Apple, then Pinkie, to Twilight, to Rarity, and then the big pony. Princess Celestia was the hardest she had use the little girl to distract Nikki, but it didnt work. She and Nikki had fought for hours and hours. Until princess Celestia had finally gotten so tired she accidentally tied herself up. Nikki had laughed for a while, but after she had done a spell to keep them in the tv forever, and she said "Im done, I quit, no longer my job."

So, you probably don’t think Taylor Swift is any big deal to this world, but this is because you don’t know who I am, Louis X. I can do kickflips, and my most special power is I can burn people with my eyes. I look at them in the eye or a even just their arm and they could sizzle up into flames.  If it weren’t for me there would be more stupid music in the world because of stupid break ups. Also, you wouldn’t be able to turn on the radio because she’s on every station. What I do is take every Taylor Swift CD, and break them, so other people don’t have to suffer.
What you guys know as “Taylor Swift” is really the child of a blood sucking demon that I defeat for you. If you ever even come in contact with a blood sucking demon, you would go crazy with an ear drum explosion after just simply listening to Taylor Swift. Last Thursday, actually, I had a day off and she was on EVERY station. I start off on 102.7 “I Knew You Were Trouble” then I change it 104.3 “I Knew You Were Trouble” then I change it AGAIN 103.5 “Love Story”. Why is it that when I have a day off from hunting she has to be everywhere.
Today I’m gonna find her? Today is my day. I’ve been traveling for about a week looking for this so called “Taylor Swift”, and I think I might have found her. Yep! That’s her. With her guitar and blonde hair. Oh! I almost forgot. Taylor Swift’s guitar is a fire gun. She can point it out into the crowd and BOOM explosion. I can't believe people like her, and her music. All she sings about is her relationships and how it's always the guys fault. Maybe, just maybe it's you Taylor. I mean you've had like 20+ boyfriends in one year. One every month, sometimes two, or maybe even three. So, anyways I found her, and she is going down.
It's been almost 2 hours of chasing her. She saw me, and took off running in the opposite direction she was walking in. I will get her. I will. I must. I have too. I NEED TO! She has been around too long and needs to be stopped. She's taken advantage of too many people, too many guys. She hurt their careers (if they are famous) by making a song about their breakup, and how it’s the guys fault. I can’t believe it. I found her, and she doesn’t see me.
We are going into battle. She took a beer bottle on the side of the road and broke it on the street. I tried burning her with my eyes, but her body is already on fire. I can’t defeat her. She’s the daughter of a blood sucking demon, but I will try my best to defeat her for your guys sake. She charged toward me like a cheetah chasing after pray with the broken bottle. I run in the opposite direction looking for some kind of weapon. Nothing. I couldn’t find anything. Finally, I ran into a shop full of glass, and I took the first thing I saw. A class dagger. I run fast out the store, and took off toward the train. Taylor caught up to me. She had me pinned down to the floor, and placed the broken glass to my neck. If I move it will slice my neck open.
I tried to move and wiggle out of her grip. I couldn’t move she had my arms pinned, but not my legs. I kicked harder, harder, and harder. BAM! I kicked her in the back. The spin to be exact. I grabbed the glass dagger, and ran toward her. I got her right in the stomach. She was bleeding to death. I did it I killed her. I tried my best after what she has done all these years. I walked off proud and happy. I finally reached my goal. I Louis X , have killed Taylor Swift. I have waited my whole life to kill her and I have finally done so. I turned around to see my victory and......
She was gone.